Alike jokes
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
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Everybody thinks my new glasses make me look like dahmer. I’ll post it in the meme section later. I’ll follow whoever can make the best dahmer joke before 30 comments.
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