Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
I can tell you a airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head
My heart is like a plane. It crashes every once in a while.
have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
The pilot goes "WERE GOING DOWN" The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
