Aids jokes

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

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A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A: AIDS.

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?

Killer Kool-Aid.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

AIDS?

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

What do you give a sick lemon?

A lemon-aid.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.