Aids jokes

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

What’s positive in Africa?

HIV/AIDS.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

AIDS?

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on.

A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.