Aids jokes
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.