What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
If we send more mosquito to Africa. We could save more mosquitoes from dying of aids.
Did you hear about the deaf guys STI He got hearing aids
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
A girl goes to a Church to confess.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Your momma so ugly when the kool-aid man burst in the door he said oh noo
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
What’s positive in Africa? HIV/AIDS
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS? The guy that gave it to him.
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
