Aids Jokes

Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?

He got hearing aids.

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

A girl goes to a Church to confess.

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.

What’s positive in Africa?

HIV/AIDS.