Aids jokes
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What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
"What do we want?" "HEARING AIDS!" "When do we want them?" "HEARING AIDS!"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
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Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.