Aids jokes

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on.

What’s positive in Africa?

HIV/AIDS.

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.