"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
A little girl beinng Girl: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do Child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I'm positive. This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!" "Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
The doctor told me I had aids I said it's your fault sister.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Q- What will we give to a sick lemon? A- Lemon aid.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
AIDS
My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him
