Aids jokes

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

What’s positive in Africa?

HIV/AIDS.

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

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Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on.

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.