Aids Jokes

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids

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What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

The doctor told me I had aids I said it's your fault sister.

while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?

Nut in the butt

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Q- What will we give to a sick lemon? A- Lemon aid.

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Aids

Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"

She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"

"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."

Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."

So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...