Agriculture jokes
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.