Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.