Agriculture jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.