Agriculture jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.