Agriculture jokes
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Potatoes
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...