Agriculture jokes
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.