Agriculture jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.