Agriculture jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!