Agriculture jokes
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?