Agriculture jokes
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"