Agriculture jokes
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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