Agriculture jokes
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
What goes moo? Cow.
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We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"