Agriculture jokes
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.