Agriculture jokes
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Yo mama so fat, cow!