What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
