Age jokes

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.