Age jokes

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

What goes up but never comes down?

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.