Age jokes

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

What goes up but never comes down?

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.