Age jokes
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.