Age jokes
I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Which is better looking, girls or women?
Borthwick's hairline.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar.
“May I smoke a cigar?” asks Johnny.
The grandpa replies, “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”
Johnny replied, “No,” and left the room.
The next day Johnny sees his grandpa getting into a car.
“Can I drive the car?” asks Johnny.
“Does your dick touch your asshole?”
“No.”
The day after that, Grandpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.
“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” asked the grandpa.
“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”
“Yep.”
“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"