Age jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Memes
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
What goes up but never comes down?
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.