Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Orphan jokes aren't to made fun of. They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
