Age jokes

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."