Age jokes
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.