Age jokes

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

Her: Prove it.

Me: (opens freezer)

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.