Age jokes
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Memes
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.