Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
Yes.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Kenya believe it?
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
