Africa jokes

What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.

She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.

What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!

Africa.

Ever tried African food?

Neither have they.

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?

One has water; the other one doesn’t.

Eed?

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

Kenya believe it?

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

What's the most illegal activity in Africa?

Watering the plants.

Person A: Where do you come from?

Person B: Liberia.

Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.