Africa jokes
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Africa.
Water?
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.