Africa jokes
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Yes.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Kenya believe it?
A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"
"Africa," the parrot responded.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.