Africa jokes
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Yes.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Kenya believe it?
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.