You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Kenya believe it?
Which country is next to USA? USB
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
How do you start a rave in Africa? stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
How to get a 1000 followers on instagram?
Run through africa with a bottle of water.
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
what is Africa's most famous sport?
the hunger games.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
Kenya Ligma Balls
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's my water
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies? Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Abdi and Tunde is real
