What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Africa Jokes
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Yes.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Kenya believe it?
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
