Africa

Africa Jokes

Fly

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Water

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

Water

What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?

One has water; the other one doesn’t.

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  • Language

    Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."

    Covid

    When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

    Clothing

    I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

    Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.