I get more care packages than Africa
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
Africa
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
If you really think about it every market in Africa is a black market
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies
What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t
In Africa, in every 60 seconds,... a minute passes
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
wanna hear a dry joke? a desert
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa, Moo-fasaa
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
