Africa jokes
I get more care packages than Africa.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Africa.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.