Africa jokes

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?

Eight-nothing.

I get more care packages than Africa.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Africa.

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

Thanks for reading this...bye!

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

you.

Abdi and Tunde are real.

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!