Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
who is not hungry in africa. a dead person
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
What's the most illegal activity in africa?
Watering the plants
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
The p in Africa stands for peace
did you know every market in Africa is a black market
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
The term every 60 seconds is so stupid You know Africans don’t get seconds
Why is there no chemists in Africa? Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach
Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufsa
It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.
me: i did just come home from africa and guess what i saw. friend: i dont know. me: a black market.
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
yes.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight- nothing