Africa jokes
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
You look like a cat.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.