Africa jokes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.