Africa jokes
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Kenya believe it?
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Water?
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...