I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
The p in Africa stands for peace
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
What does the W stand for in Africa? Water. Too bad there’s no W in Africa.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
