Africa

Africa jokes

Pharmacy

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

Bottle

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Plagiarism

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

Click

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

Friend

An African man visits his friend in the US.

“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”

“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.

“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”

Gun

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

Medicine

Why can't people in Africa have medicine?

Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.

Witch

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Mosquito

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

Literal Interpretation

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

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  • African

    The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

    You know Africans don’t get seconds.

    Chemist

    Why are there no chemists in Africa?

    Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.