Africa jokes
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Lachlan
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.