Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
