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whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Lil Johnny Looked A lil Bonny But then when he saw tommy he decided to bomb me
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
what do you call a person with a a in there in autisim
