Africa jokes

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

Why is there no medication in Africa?

Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

Where did the chef put the disease?

In Ebola.

What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.

As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.