Africa jokes
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!