Aed jokes
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
When you let drunk people make a fnaf game
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.