Aed jokes
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What do you say when you see a pig making bread? He's bacon.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"