Aed jokes

What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?

Punchlines.

What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?

A cypher circle.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

What did a tree say to the tomato?

Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?

A gas grenade.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?