Aed jokes
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.