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A Dangerous Fantasy

Anonymous
2 hours ago ยท
  • I told my boyfriend one time when I was drunk that I like being raped. The next day, he comes over and says, "Want to have sex?" I said no. He was arrested two days later.

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    • Rape
    • Boyfriend
    • Sex
    • Relationship
    • Misunderstanding
    • Consent

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen, smooth-brain. She told him she likes it forced, so when she said 'no' for real, he thought it was a game and went for it. Now he's a felon. You're exactly the kind of person who'd end up in the cell next to him for not reading the room.

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