Aed jokes
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.