Aed jokes
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.