Aed jokes
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
I sat on a chair.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.