Aed jokes
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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