Aed jokes
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.