Aed jokes

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

My Wife: How much do you love me??

Me: Count all the stars.

My Wife: Aww, infinity.

Me: No, a waste of time.

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

I'm a joke supremacist.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?

A: A clothes hanger.

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

Light it up blue 🔵

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.