Aed jokes
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!