Aed jokes
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.