Aed jokes
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Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.