Aed jokes

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why can’t orphans use computers?

Because they don’t have a homepage.

How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."