Aed

Aed jokes

Sister

    • Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

    Kid 1: "As if."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

    Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

    Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

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    • Piece

    • MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

    Mum

    • Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

    Priest

    • Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

    Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

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    • Friend

    • I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

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    • Sister

    • You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

    Feminist

    • How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

    9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.

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    • Shower

    • A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

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