Aed jokes
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.