Aed jokes
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?