Aed jokes
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
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What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!