Aed jokes
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!