Aed jokes
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.