Aed jokes
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.