Aed

Aed jokes

Food

    • One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.

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    • Diver

    • What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

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    • Rape

    • The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

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    • Chandelier

    • What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

    One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

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    • Suicide

    • One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

    They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

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    • Suicide

    • A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

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    • Condom

    • Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

    Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

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    • Rape

    • Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

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    • Orphan

    • When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.