Aed jokes
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.