Aed jokes
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.