Aed jokes
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.