Aed jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 6?

Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.

Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?

A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.

The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.

If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

"I look like an umbrella."

What is the smallest room in the world?

A mushroom.

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?

A: Hole-y shit!

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

What's black, white, and "read" all over?

A zebra after a lion is full.

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

A: An egg gets laid.

Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?

A:) Tesla

Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.

What's a convict's favorite chore?

Weeding.