Aed jokes
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"