Aed jokes
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
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What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.