Aed jokes
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.