Aed jokes
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
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What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)