Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "hows your biological parents? they well?"
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."