You doing to suffer the wrath of Gru
Why am I gay
Because I like. Mushrooms
Why was the chicken black and the were white,ADOPTION
Connor: Hi mom Mom: Connor: i forgot im adopted to 2 dads
and i oop
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts"
when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you
if you're ever bored adopt and orphan, what is he going to do, be kissed by vedanta?
Dont adopt People or else, ur parents are gonna say ur ACTUALLY adopted k thx no jokes anymore bye
all asians look the same
ur mum gai
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Jake, tommy, and mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, tommy got adopted and mike. Mike grew up to be a office worker. So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says “No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!!
What do you call an empty police station? Banana Chicken
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Dumbest7 is my xbox account hit me up
Evan this is mya and your mom told me u were adopted so we are done bye don’t talk to me
y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy
rob u for got to pay me for letting u sucky sucky on my thang aka your for sale
