Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
i was in the bank one day and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What is a difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home walk
Should be good night and walk walk home 🏠
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Aarif
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
