Adoption

Adoption jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

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  • I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

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    Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

    You: Why? I don't have any.

    How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

    We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

    Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?

    He couldn't find the home button.

    Why did the kid go in the guy's van?

    Answer: He thought he was being adopted.