What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Adoption Jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Slit your wrists.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
