Adoption jokes
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Orphan
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.