Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
"and i oop"
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
All Asians look the same.
ur mum gai
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Jake, tommy, and mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, tommy got adopted and mike. Mike grew up to be a office worker. So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says “No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!!
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
