Adoption jokes

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.

Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."

If I adopt a child, is it mine?

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Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Why are orphanages like dogs?

Because they get adopted.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

Should be good night and walk walk home.

Hi! I love my dog.

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

What can you never tell an orphan?

Go home to your parents.

Aarif

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.