Adoption jokes
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Hi! I love my dog.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Aarif
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.