Adoption jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.