what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
A orphanage is like a horse rescue, you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bitter.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant "let it go"
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Y can't a orphan read He couldn't go to school without a parents signature
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What’s the difference from Cotten and an orphan
One gets picked
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
