What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
