Adoption jokes
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.