Adoption jokes
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.