Adoption jokes
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.