Adoption Jokes

Orphan

Kyle P.

Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.

6

Ares

Shit starter

You are adopted

No cap No one loves you

Bye

Sip

Anonymous

i took a sip of water

Orphanage

Anonymous

ima tell these to my adopted sister

Girl

Anonymous

I fucked ur girl

Orphan

i rlly gay hoes

what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no

Hurt

Anonymous

These are not funny those that are Adopted feel hurt by these! You shall feel ashamed of yourself! Take the L! - Losers

Kid

Rick Astley

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.

Emo

Anonymous

an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.

if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.

Orphan

Alex downes

What is a orphans favourite toy. A boomerang because it comes back

Roblox

Sturpon-6650

I don't like roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past

Ares

Your mom

Are you adopted? No. I mean who would want you…..

Trash

you know the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure"great phrase,Bad way to find out your adopted

Face

Anonymous_(426)

wanna see a joke open the front facing camera

Hide-and-seek

Anonymous

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents and they're still hiding! :) They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Choice

Anonymous

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice

Orphan

orphan life

what the orphan say to the other orphan u have a dad say he can have i will u so he can adopted me

Son

Tara

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

Time

anthony jock

i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time

Cookie

Shadow Depressed kid

Why did the adpaded kid eat the last cookie because he was the only one left to adopt everyone hated him