What film do orphans hate Instant family
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
Why don’t orphans like baseball???
They have no home to run to
i eat ass
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
and i oop
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
maybe we should stoptalking about orphans there parents will get ma...... oh wait
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
What do you call an adopted orphan. Wanted
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have it?
A family
Teacher: whats 55 flowers plus 67 flowers? Kid: a garden? Teacher: did I tell you that you're adopted?
My career is worth more than your adoption.
