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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOMERANG AND MY DAD- MY DAD CAME BACK BTW ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT jakemm4324

Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.