ADD jokes
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
You really gay. No questions added.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
you.