What's the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
what's the difference between a apple and a orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
Q: why do orphans love boomerangs? A: because they actually come back
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
In jail why is the white guy scarier than the black guy. Because the white guy actually did something
