Actuality jokes
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Actually doing homework.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"