Actuality Jokes

What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land

What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska

What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.