So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
