This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Yo mama so far she makes the statue of freedom look like a 6inch action figure.
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
What Actor does an orphan hate ?
Vin Diesel.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
What spider-man movie does a orphan like, homecoming.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
Not coming soon!
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: We are not terrorists. Why would ever do that in our history? The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* Yall were the first mother fuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action.
1 person: You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Yall say it's heritage and not hate but clearly still a fucking loser and your flag has an X means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. Im not saying all white people are racist but I am talking about the ones who voted for trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE>
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
