Action jokes
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Run, bestie, run!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik sub to enemy5spotted.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.